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What time is it now? Adventure time!

Ну и, конечно, время для рождественских песенок.

Первая - разумеется, по Homestuck, Twelve Trolls of Christmas. Смотреть тем, кто дочитал до Альтернии и троллей. Переделка известного всем Twelve Days of Christmas (12th Perigee's Eve is the Troll equivalent to Christmas).

GC: 0N TH3 F1RST D4Y 0F TW3LF3TH P3RIG33, MY M4T3SPR1T G4V3 T0 M3, 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. *G1GGL3S*

TA: on the 2econd day of twelfth periigee, my mate2priit gave to me, two 2et2 of 2taiir2.
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. *G1GGL3S*

AC: :33 on the third day of twelfth perig33, my matesprit gave to me, thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. *G1GGL3S*

CC: On t)(e fourt)( day of tweFT)( perigee, my matesprit gave to me, four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. S1NG 1T K4RK4T!

CG: ON THE FIFTH DAY OF TWELFTH PERIGEE, MY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME, FIVE FUCK-ASSES!
GC: TH4T W4S B34UT1FUL.
CC: Four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. *G1GGL3S*

GA: On The Sixth Day Of Twelfth Perigee, My Matesprit Gave To Me, Six Revving Chainsaws.
CG: FIVE FUCK-ASSES!
CC: Four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 meow, meow, meow!
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. G0 T4V!

AT: oN THE SEVENTH DAY OF TWELFTH PERIGEE, MY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME, uM, SEVEN PARAPLEGICS,
GA: Six Revving Chainsaws.
CG: FIVE FUCK-ASSES!
CC: Four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2s of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33.

AG: On the 8th d8y of twelfth Perigee, my m8tesprit g8ve to me, 8 spiders spinning.
AT: sEVEN PARAPLEGICS,
GA: Six Revving Chainsaws.
CG: FIVE FUCK-ASSES!
CC: Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub.
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33.

TC: On ThE nInEtH dAY oF tWeLfTh PeRiGeE, mY mAtEsPrIt GaVe To Me, NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO.
AG: 8 spiders spinning........
AT: sEVEN PARAPLEGICS,
GA: Six Revving Chainsaws.
CG: FIVE FUCK-ASSES!
CC: Four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. *G1GGL3S*

CA: on the tenth day of twwelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me ten empty buckets
TC: NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO.
AG: 8 spiders spinning........
AT: sEVEN PARAPLEGICS,
GA: Six Revving Chainsaws.
CG: CAN WE STOP YET?
GC: N0P3! *G1GGL3S*
CC: Four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2s of 2taiir2...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33.

AA: 0n the eleventh day 0f twelfth perigee my matesprit gave t0 me beep eleven fr0gs a leaping
CA: ten empty bu- *sniff*
TC: NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO.
AG: 8 spiders spinning........
AT: sEVEN PARAPLEGICS,
GA: Six Revving Chainsaws
CG: TEREZI, YOU SUCK.
CC: Four cuttlefis)(!
AC: :33 thr33 sharp claws!
TA: two 2et2 of 2taiirs...
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FR0M TH3 TR33. 0N3 M0R3 T1M3!

CT: D --> On the twe1fth day of twe1fth perigee, my matesprit gave t00 me, twe1ve ripp1ing h00fbeasts.
AA: eleven fr0gs a leaping
CA: *sobbin too hard*
TC: HeY mAn, YoU oKaY?
AG: 8ridan, oh my God........
AT: uH, WHATS GOING ON?
GA: I've Got This. *Revs Chainsaw*
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CC: Oh! Oh my Glub!
AC: :33 thank you Kanaya!
TA: 2erve2 that a22hole riight...
Everyone: And a scalemate hanging from a tree!

CG: ...FUCK YOU GUYS.

И Carol of the Old Ones.

Look to the sky, way up on high,
There in the night stars are now right!

Бонус: Twelve Trolls of Christmas, Alpha Edition (тем, кто еще не дочитал и не знает, что за альфа такая - лучше не смотреть во избежание спойлеров).